Puberty and Vampirism Do Not Mix...

The Lost Boys is the Greatest Movie EVER. After all, a billion angsty teenagers that shop at Hot Topic can't all be wrong...

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Who could possibly choose between these two, burning hunks of Manhood?

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When Undeath hands you lemons, make lemon-aide.
(Or blood-aide, if you're a vampire.)

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Nanook, Mightiest of Vampire-Slayers!


The Dog-tackle(TM).


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IGNITION!

Gentlemen, we have Dog-tackle(TM).