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Thursday, February 22, 2007

The End of Blogger.

Well, Blogger finally pushed me too. They forced me to upgrade to their new services, even though I didn't want to, especially after hearing about the nightmarish experiences of the crew over at AnimeWorldOrder. So I've migrated the blog to WordPress, which can now be accessed automatically via:

This blog will no longer be updated. Please change your links, and thank you for supporting the Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Ultra-realistic / Too Comic-Booky?

Due to the incredible pressure brought to bear by "Hollywood" Hunting, The Punisher (2004) is simply a Movie, with no judgement or label attached.

(But it doesn't have Dolph Lundgren in it. Draw your own conclusions.)

10 Minutes, 29 Seconds In:

John Travolta as Howard Saint.
Not a very convincing villain; perhaps it's his fashion sense.

10 Minutes, 44 Seconds In:

Harry Heck. He's walking the line of a ring of fire, because he hurt himself today after shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die.

12 Minutes, 50 Seconds In:

Rebecca Romjin.
Best in roles where she a.) does not talk and b.) karates Wolverine in the face.

13 Minutes, 52 Seconds In:

Ben Foster as Dave. They torture the hell out of him.

But they leave this guy alone?


Step off, Priss Asagiri!

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Gee Willickers, Snoop Dogg!

Master of the Flying Guillotine is the Greatest Movie EVER. If you don't believe me, just ask Snoop Dogg.

3 Minutes, 43 Seconds In:

Jimmy Wang Yu.
If you see him make this expression, chances are you've got on his bad side.

6 Minutes, 37 Seconds In:

The Master of the Flying Guillotine, in his ultra-subtle disguise as a Nazi monk.

9 Minutes, 12 Seconds In:

The Muy Thai Master. Tony Jaa he is not.

13 Minutes, 32 Seconds In:

The Yoga Master, and his pet owl, Hootie.

19 Minutes, 22 Seconds In:

"Duuuuuh? Bamboo dull axe?"


Snoop Dogg - much like the Almighty Gooberzilla - has impeccable taste in film.