Caturday!?!
Despite featuring Halle Berry in skin-tight leather, Catwoman is the Worst Movie EVER.
7 Minutes, 43 Seconds In:
What the Internet is actually used for...
10 Minutes, 35 Seconds In:
Benjamin Bratt. He's handsome, but he's no Mark Dacascos.
11 Minutes, 12 Seconds In:
Sharon Stone plays a washed-up, alcoholic model whose beauty is fading and whose glory days are long since past.
I wonder if you'd call this method-acting?
ZING!
The many faces of Halle Berry:
Cute.
Slimey, but still cute.
Sassy.
On ur rooftops, stealin' ur laundryz.
posted by Gooberzilla @ 11:51 AM
1 Comments:
I think the primary transgression of Catwoman, besides the fact that it uses CGi for almost every action scene, including scenes where people are just walking, is that it has Halle Berry in a catsuit and still manages to be soul-crushingly boring from beginning to end. If ever there was a movie that needed to inject itself with pure, unbridled, over-the-top insanity, this was it. And yet...not so much did it do this.
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