Greg Saves Ancient China
The Lost Empire aka "The Monkey King" is the Greatest Mini-Series EVER. Don't believe us? Does any other mini-series have...
...Bai Ling as a goddess in disguise?
...Terra cotta warriors?
...Pig-men and humorless monks?
14 Minutes, 17 Seconds In:
Saving Throw vs. Eighties Pop Culture...failed.
15 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:
OH SNAP! A REAL TIGER!
16 Minutes, 14 Seconds In:
In case you can't tell from the picture, that's Greg with a fly's body. Or perhaps a fly with Greg's head.
FINAL THOUGHT:
Wait a minute...
It's a trap!!!
COMING SOON!
"Skinnamarinky dinky dink, Skinnamarinky doo, Nemmy luv you!"
posted by Gooberzilla @ 8:20 PM
2 Comments:
You could do a whole show just about Russell Wong, and his two decades of terror. Romeo Must Die, Black Sash, The Prophecy II, New Jack City, and True Crime: Streets of LA.
The fact that Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealers was written by Howard Cohen -- who also directed and/or wrote the Barbarian Queen movies, the Deathstalker movies, Emmanuelle V, and Vampire Hookers (among others) might qualify it as the greatest movie ever.
Yes, this is the type of knowledge floating around in my head.
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