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Friday, July 28, 2006

Concerning Ugly Puppies and Alternative Life-styles.

This week, the Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast features Streetfighter:

4 Minutes, 51 Seconds In:

That's one ugly puppy, man. (Courtesy of One Ugly Puppy Productions)

12 Minutes, 22 Seconds In:

These guys are definitely not gay.


Definitely NOT Gay.

16 Minutes, 27 Seconds In:

The look on Chun Li's face. (OWNED!)

17 Minutes, 29 Seconds In:

My girl Cammy. (Courtesy of

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Bold, New Universes of Suck...

The Chronicles of Riddick podcast is now available for your listening consumption.

4 minutes, 5 Seconds In:
These are the Necron, from Games Workshop's Warhammer 40K:
And these are the Necromonger, from Chronicles of Riddick, yeah:
13 Minutes, 59 Seconds In:
This is what a kama looks like. It is good for dual-wielding.
It is basically a sharpened, farming sickle.
This is Dual-Wieldy Scythe-Guy.
He does not realize that two-handed, double-blade scythes
are not good for dual-wielding.
Isn't life grand?

Monday, July 17, 2006

New Age Propaganda

This week, Mom and I tackle The Dark Crystal.

3 Minutes, 12 seconds In:

The Skeksis: Guaranteed to Scare Little Children or Your Money Back!

3 Minutes, 47 seconds In:


7 Minutes, 17 seconds In:

The Garthim, for all your Giant, Marauding Beetle Needs.

17 Minutes, 24 seconds In:

Puppet Nudity! Dear Heavens, think of the Children!

18 Minutes, 4 seconds In:

Too much M-TV, man.

That's it for this week! Visit again next week for more of the Greatest Movie EVER!

Monday, July 10, 2006

Al Gore's Got Nothing on This One...

This week's episode of The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast features a review of Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster. Yummy-licious. I've also decided to put up a few show notes for your ultimate edification. Enjoy.

8 Minutes, 30 seconds In:

The Lonely Death of a Put-Upon, Japanese, High-Rise Construction Worker.

12 Minutes, 25 seconds In:


Not tonight, Dear, I have a Haddock.

That's some bad Acid.

13 Minutes, 44 seconds In:

The Godzilla Rocket(TM).

That's all for now, folks!

Tuesday, July 04, 2006


Today, we celebrate our Independence with a Patriotic Podcast, in which Mom and I review American Ninja. Enjoy.