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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Head-butting and Hoover-like Anatomy.

Shaolin Executioners is the Greatest Movie EVER.

Fair warning, when I mixed this episode on my laptop, the voice levels sounded fine. But when I exported the file to other computers, for some reason Hollywood sounds a lot louder than me. I apologize for that. Next time we'll take away his bull-horn, I promise.

I also apologize for the grainy nature of the following screen-caps. Unfortunately, the capture software refused to play the HK bootleg version of the film, so to capture these frames I had to fall back on the OOP Ground Zero legitimate American release, which unfortunately looks like a tenth-generation VHS transfer. Condolences.

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Li Li Li (aka Lilly Li) as "Crane Girl". She's a cutie.

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It's a good thing I blocked that strike with my face...

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Eat your heart out, Indiana Jones.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Smart Sharks with no Self-Esteem.

Deep Blue Sea is the Greatest Movie EVER.
Because those sharks are smart, you see.

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LL Cool J. You better recognize, yo.

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If you think you're having a bad day...

...trying being used as a Shark-O-Ram(TM).

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Forget Snakes on a Plane. This movie has Sharks on a Motivational Speaker.


"Judging from the concerned expression on your face in combination with the frantic hand gesture, I believe you are meaning to imply that there is something behind me. Very well, I will calmly turn around and inspect the situation..."



Sean and I delve into the world of Hung Hsi-Kuan, aka Executioners from Shaolin, aka Shaolin Executioners, in order to see if everybody really was kung fu fightin'.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Deep, Deep Symbolism.

Zardoz is the Greatest Movie EVER. Or possibly the Worst. It's the cinematic equivalent of being hit in the brain with a slice of lemon wrapped in a solid gold brick.

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12 Minutes, 22 Seconds - 13 Minutes, 55 Seconds In:

Gooberzilla calls shenanigans on Hideaki Anno.

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He really does look like Paul McCartney.

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Pyramid-trap! OH SNAP!

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Closing thought:

At least Zardoz was politically progressive, huh?

Next episode is Deep Blue Sea, I promise!

Friday, September 15, 2006

Gettin' Freaky-freaky.

It's another week of Law & Order: SVU references and gettin' our freak on here at the Greatest Movie EVER podcast. And Silent Hill is the Greatest Movie EVER. This episode marks the inaugural broadcast of co-host Sean "Hardcore / Hollywood" Hunting. Feel free to check out his live-journal in the Links section.

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The Mark Dacascos Official Web Site.
The Actor...The Martial Artist...The Man...The LEGEND!

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I don't care what Hollywood says, Dahlia is a little hottie.

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Pyramid Head is gonna get you!

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The Nurses.

Awwww, aren't they cute?

Okay, okay. All of this stuff is pretty disturbing. I think we need to tone it down just a little bit...

Who wants a hug?

Monday, September 11, 2006

When all else fails, Recycle!

Underworld: Evolution is the Worst Movie EVER. It's even worse than the original Underworld, which was also the Worst Movie EVER. So it's the worst of the worst. Not to be confused with the worst of the wurst, because even bad wurst is good wurst.

In all honesty, this episode was recorded quite some time ago. I was saving it for a rainy day, and since I spent this last weekend traveling to Miami and back to help my good friend Eddy prepare for Carousel, I've been too swamped to record another podcast. But fear not, intrepid listeners, we have more good stuff coming down the pipe in the near future!

Being a brief illustration of what werewolves should look like:

This is the "Crinos" form,
as per Werewolf: The Apocalypse from White Wolf Games.

This is what the werewolves in Underworld: Evolution resemble.

`Nuff said.

Sunday, September 03, 2006


Without a doubt, Batman: The Movie is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Static screen-caps of some scenes cannot do them the proper justice, so I've included a few links to animated GIFs hosted by external sources. I hope that's okay; I wouldn't want the Evil Spectre of Leeched Bandwidth to seek vengeance upon me and tear my face off while I sleep...

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The Rogues Gallery of Villains

With friends like these...

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I don't think this one even needs a humorous caption...

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Bruce gets his mack on.

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I love how Batman looks all cool and confident while running,
and poor Robin looks like he's about to die...

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The infamous Bomb Scene.


Somebody get the Bat Shark-Repellent!