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Thursday, February 22, 2007

The End of Blogger.

Well, Blogger finally pushed me too. They forced me to upgrade to their new services, even though I didn't want to, especially after hearing about the nightmarish experiences of the crew over at AnimeWorldOrder. So I've migrated the blog to WordPress, which can now be accessed automatically via: http://www.fearthegooberzilla.com.

This blog will no longer be updated. Please change your links, and thank you for supporting the Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Ultra-realistic / Too Comic-Booky?


Due to the incredible pressure brought to bear by "Hollywood" Hunting, The Punisher (2004) is simply a Movie, with no judgement or label attached.

(But it doesn't have Dolph Lundgren in it. Draw your own conclusions.)

10 Minutes, 29 Seconds In:

John Travolta as Howard Saint.
Not a very convincing villain; perhaps it's his fashion sense.

10 Minutes, 44 Seconds In:

Harry Heck. He's walking the line of a ring of fire, because he hurt himself today after shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die.

12 Minutes, 50 Seconds In:

Rebecca Romjin.
Best in roles where she a.) does not talk and b.) karates Wolverine in the face.

13 Minutes, 52 Seconds In:

Ben Foster as Dave. They torture the hell out of him.


But they leave this guy alone?

COMING SOON!

Step off, Priss Asagiri!