Gee Willickers, Snoop Dogg!

Master of the Flying Guillotine is the Greatest Movie EVER. If you don't believe me, just ask Snoop Dogg.

3 Minutes, 43 Seconds In:

Jimmy Wang Yu.
If you see him make this expression, chances are you've got on his bad side.

6 Minutes, 37 Seconds In:

The Master of the Flying Guillotine, in his ultra-subtle disguise as a Nazi monk.

9 Minutes, 12 Seconds In:

The Muy Thai Master. Tony Jaa he is not.

13 Minutes, 32 Seconds In:

The Yoga Master, and his pet owl, Hootie.

19 Minutes, 22 Seconds In:

"Duuuuuh? Bamboo dull axe?"

IN CONCLUSION!

Snoop Dogg - much like the Almighty Gooberzilla - has impeccable taste in film.

Caturday!?!

Despite featuring Halle Berry in skin-tight leather, Catwoman is the Worst Movie EVER.

7 Minutes, 43 Seconds In:

What the Internet is actually used for...

10 Minutes, 35 Seconds In:

Benjamin Bratt. He's handsome, but he's no Mark Dacascos.

11 Minutes, 12 Seconds In:

Sharon Stone plays a washed-up, alcoholic model whose beauty is fading and whose glory days are long since past.
I wonder if you'd call this method-acting?
ZING!

The many faces of Halle Berry:

Cute.


Slimey, but still cute.


Sassy.


On ur rooftops, stealin' ur laundryz.

God Bless Uwe Boll

It doesn't take a rocket-scientist to realize that BloodRayne is the Worst Movie EVER. And yet, I think the entire world should watch it. Everyone must know my pain.

On a side note, if it sounds like my voice is being strained through the guts of a cybernetic monkey, that's because I had one of the quality settings incorrect when I recorded this. I apologize in advance.


2 Minutes, 57 Seconds In:

Kristanna Loken. She's a cutie.

3 Minutes, 18 Seconds In:

Sir Ben Kingsley in another outrageous wig.
This is the only expression he uses in the entire film.

5 Minutes, 2 Seconds In:

Michael Madsen does not know how to swing a sword.

5 Minutes, 22 Seconds In:

Damostir, Kagan's chief thrall. I dig his punk-rock haircut.

9 Minutes, 41 Seconds In:

MEATLOAF!!! OH SNAP!

CLOSING THOUGHT!
For all those that are not yet convinced
that this movie was made under the influence of intoxicating substances:

Purple haze / up in my brain!

COMING SOON!

This photo makes me think naughty things.

More Dino Propaganda - Dino Catering!

Despite its mad, l33t catering skillz, A Sound of Thunder is the Worst Movie EVER.

2 Minutes, 5 Seconds In:

Sir Ben Kingsley in a truly horrendous wig. Note also the champagne fountain.

9 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

BABOONASAURUSES! BA-BOON-A-SAURUSES!

10 Minutes, 45 Seconds In:

A city-scape scene in A Sound of Thunder. Note how obviously blue-screened the background is...

12 Minutes, 24 Seconds In:

It's a bad sign when your Allosaurus Ice Sculpture looks better than your Allosaurus. Also, caterers get no love.

COMING SOON!
Next time, assuming no cataclysmic space-time catastrophes interfere and we actually get the bloody show recorded, we hope to take a stab at this:

Stab. Bloody. Get it?

Dino Propaganda - Koopas Ridin' Dirty

Well, it doesn't really involve time travel, but it does have alternate dimensions. And that's why Super Mario Brothers is the Greatest Movie EVER.

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Dennis Hopper as Koopa. That's his real tongue.

10 Minutes, 26 Seconds In:

That's not big hair?

10 Minutes, 39 Seconds In:

Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo as the Mario Brothers. Chicks dig the `stache.

11 Minutes, 43 Seconds In:

GOOMBA ALERT!

13 Minutes, 48 Seconds In:
It becomes clear that the Almighty Gooberzilla does not know the lingo.

19 Minutes, 50 Seconds In:

Chimps are the epitome of hilarity.